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silkendreammaid ([personal profile] silkendreammaid) wrote2010-12-11 06:00 pm

Prompt: Jackass - Nice Ass

Title: Nice Ass

Characters: Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones, John Hart
Rating: PG13
Disclaimer: I do not own, and never will, Torchwood and the characters within.

Summary: There's a nice ass in the Hub.

i should probably apologise  for this...lol
enjoy
silken :)



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"NIce ass," John Hart leered as he approached the suited Welshman.

"It's a donkey," Ianto stated calmly surveying the trembling animal.

John shrugged. "Make that two nice asses then," he said equitably. "Jack's getting adventurous again I see," he added as he circled the donkey.

"We don't need livestock to be adventurous," Ianto began.

"Nice ass," Jack interrupted as he appeared from his office. "I thought you said we couldn't give John animals for Christmas."

Ianto rolled his eyes and managed not to sigh. "And we are not, Sir. The donkey seems to have wandered off from the Christmas Pageant and found its way onto the invisible lift."

"You'd better return it then I guess," Jack said with an amused smile. "Before John gets too attached." Both men looked over at John and Ianto was not surprised to see the man murmuring softly into a long ear as he stroked at the short grey fur of the donkey's back.

"Yes Sir."

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milady_dragon: Dragon Myfanwy (Default)

[personal profile] milady_dragon 2010-12-11 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my sweet lord...*giggles like mad*
reddevilpoes: he cheats (Default)

[personal profile] reddevilpoes 2010-12-19 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
It's not a gorgeous poodle..but it'll do...